Triassic Attack (2010)

Un nativo americano di nome Dakota, in un momento di ribellione nei confronti del governo USA tenta un rito dei suoi avi,come risultato l’operazione riporterà alla vita dei fossili di dinosauri presenti nel museo.

Triassic Attack – Il ritorno dei dinosauri è un film per la TV prodotto dall’emittente SyFy,quindi già d’adesso sapete cosa  temere per il continuo della recensione,alla regia troviamo il debutto dell’attore Colin Ferguson,il protagonista della serie TV Eureka .

Fossimo al cinema probabilmente bisognerebbe aggiungere di spegnere i cervelli oltre che i cellulari,questo è probabilmente l’unico modo per rendere la pellicola vagamente guardabile perchè tutto al suo interno sarà totalmente WTF,partendo dai cattivi della storia, dei fossili di dinosauro tornati in vita per colpa di un rito indiano e realizzati con una pessima CGI,saranno ovviamente immuni ai proiettili( ma i protagonisti ignorano il tutto continuando in diverse occasioni a tentare di abbatterli) e soprattutto saranno solo scheletro,trovata atta probabilmente ad allontanare la pellicola da un comunque improbabile paragone con la serie Jurassic Park,questo spiegherebbe anche l’utilizzo di un era geologica completamente randomica nel titolo.

Se tralasciamo i ridicoli effetti utilizzati ci ritroviamo con la solita brodaglia da film TV,genitori separati che però si amano ancora,figlia ribelle ed in crisi ormonale,fidanzato di lei (sia ex moglie che figlia)inutile ed un bifolco casuale,il quale però guadagna il premio simpatia del film,in pratica escludendo l’ultimo personaggio un film banalmente standard.

Nel cast troviamo Emilia Clark (Daenerys Targaryen di GOT) nei panni della figlia,Raoul Trujillo(apocalypto ) in quelli di Dakota e per finire la coppia di ex Steven Brand e Kirsty Mitchell , nessuno dei quali però credo metta veramente questo film all’interno del proprio curriculum vitae.

prima di vederla regolarmente in versione sporcacciona in TV

Un film trash di bassa categoria,pessimo anche per chi ama il genere Trash ,adatto solo per chi si vuole fare del male oppure ha voglia di vedere qualcosa di puro intrattenimento come sfondo ad altre cose che sta facendo.

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